{"id":472,"date":"2012-03-19T09:37:38","date_gmt":"2012-03-19T09:37:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/?p=472"},"modified":"2012-03-19T09:37:38","modified_gmt":"2012-03-19T09:37:38","slug":"who-doesnt-like-smearing-mud-on-walls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/?p=472","title":{"rendered":"Who doesn&#8217;t like smearing mud on walls?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I can certainly say I quite enjoyed it. I acquired a supply of &#8220;wet clay undercoat&#8221; which is essentially clay powder and chopped straw from StrawWorks and mixed it with enough water to make a very stiff paste, sprayed a section of wall with water and started smearing. It was really fun, actually, and not hard to get a good result.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"PICT0005\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0005.jpg\" alt=\"smearing clay on walls\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I got as far as the niche in the end wall, which I&#8217;ve reshaped to a reasonable standard, though it&#8217;s got a few lumps and bumps. I think I&#8217;ll leave them though, and mosaic the inside curve with gold and turquoise tesserae and put candles in it.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"PICT0017\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0017.jpg\" alt=\"claying the cracks\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We didn&#8217;t get as far on the roof as we hoped, partly due to blind optimism being scuppered by the actuality of fiddliness. The simple theory is: spread bitumen over an area, roll roofing felt over and press down. The real story involves more swearing and kicking things and quite a lot of backache.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1126.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"IMG_1126\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1126.jpg\" alt=\"Elmo roofing\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But the bitumen spreaders Elmo made us worked really well and spread the stuff quite quickly, and I found that tapping along the edge with a hammer sealed down the felt edges pretty well, so at least we did a reasonably high-quality job. Below is steven demonstrating how much fun it was getting covered in bitumen.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"PICT0003\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0003.jpg\" alt=\"Steven demonstrating roofing technique\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" title=\"IMG_1122\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1122.jpg\" alt=\"buying my camellia\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" \/>I had been spotting a paricularly beautiful Camellia on my way home from Tod to Barnsley, and decided that I&#8217;d get one, not knowing when was the right season to do it, except that it was usually not when something was in flower, so I figured I had loads of time. But I mentioned it to my mother in law and she said now was the right time, and offered me one as a late birthday present. She also did some research and recommended one that&#8217;s hardy enough not to need my coddling (I&#8217;m not much for coddling plants; they either thrive on their own or they wither). So I headed down to Gordon Rigg&#8217;s garden centre and bought the last Leonard Messel they had and planted it on the edge of the drive in what will be a fairly shade spot until we take down the willow tree, but much sunnier thereafter.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"IMG_1125\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1125.jpg\" alt=\"camellia, planted\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Another major milestone was reached with the making of the first rhubarb pie of the season. I used store-bought, forced rhubarb, which I find a bit insipid and tasteless, so I will be lifting my rhubarb plant from Cherry Tree Cottage next time I&#8217;m down there in hopes of having a good crop next year in Tod.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-473\" title=\"IMG_1116\" src=\"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1116.jpg\" alt=\"Rhubarb pie\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1116.jpg 640w, https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1116-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The weather was really pleasant, partly sunny and warm enough to be comfortable, so we did a lot of eating outside.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-474\" title=\"IMG_1118\" src=\"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1118.jpg\" alt=\"eating pie on the wall\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1118.jpg 640w, https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1118-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Or on the roof&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-481\" title=\"PICT0010\" src=\"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0010.jpg\" alt=\"steven eating pie\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0010.jpg 640w, https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0010-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;d put down a bunch of grass seed last week, and bits of it are starting to sprout, though we trampled a lot of it on the roof edge while doing the gutter drips on the roof. Hopefully it will recover and become something a little more like lawn\/meadow and a little less like bramble-strewn wasteland.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-482\" title=\"PICT0012\" src=\"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0012.jpg\" alt=\"Grace with coffee\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0012.jpg 640w, https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0012-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We decided to move the failed potato tyre-garden off the path, and found that the crop had not entirely failed. We&#8217;d planted them in early autumn in hopes of a christmas harvest, but they&#8217;d got blight almost immediately, so I cut them down. Then, partly out of pessimism and partly out of laziness, we&#8217;d not bothered to see if they&#8217;d produced anything. But while moving them up the hill to plant this year&#8217;s crop, we discovered a reasonable number of tiny potatoes, so we&#8217;ll have a small feast tonight.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" title=\"IMG_1128\" src=\"..\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_1128.jpg\" alt=\"potato harvest\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We planted the new crop at the top of the steps, a variety called Swift that claims to be disease resistant. We&#8217;ll see. I&#8217;ve never had a potato crop that didn&#8217;t blight. but as long as you cut then down and burn them before it travels down the stem, you do get a crop.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-485\" title=\"PICT0019\" src=\"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0019.jpg\" alt=\"potatoes\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0019.jpg 640w, https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/PICT0019-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hopefully I&#8217;ll make it up there a day or two this week to clay some more.\u00a0 Closer, ever closer, to moving in!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I can certainly say I quite enjoyed it. I acquired a supply of &#8220;wet clay undercoat&#8221; which is essentially clay powder and chopped straw from StrawWorks and mixed it with enough water to make a very stiff paste, sprayed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/?p=472\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=472"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":487,"href":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions\/487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}