Phone rings.<\/p>\n
Guy on phone: Hello, Ms. Jackson?<\/p>\n
Me: Yes?<\/p>\n
Him: I’m calling from the Phone Co-op, we supply your phone and broadband. We are now in a position to offer you super-fast fibre broadband and I was wondering if you would be interested?<\/p>\n
Me: Does it cost money?<\/p>\n
Him: Yes, I’m afraid it does, it would add about \u00a37 to your monthly bill.<\/p>\n
Me: I can barely afford food.<\/p>\n
Him: Oh. Well, lets have a look at your account. Can I ask whether you use your landline for phone calls?<\/p>\n
Me: I don’t even have a phone.<\/p>\n
Him: Well, in that case, I can switch you to a cheaper plan right now, if you like, save you about \u00a32.50 a month?<\/p>\n
Me: Oh. Yeah, Ok, thanks.<\/p>\n
Him: Every bit helps, right?<\/p>\n
Me: It does. Thanks a lot.<\/p>\n
Him: No problem. Have a great day. Bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Phone rings. Guy on phone: Hello, Ms. Jackson? Me: Yes? Him: I’m calling from the Phone Co-op, we supply your phone and broadband. We are now in a position to offer you super-fast fibre broadband and I was wondering if … Continue reading