{"id":1742,"date":"2014-12-12T10:35:02","date_gmt":"2014-12-12T10:35:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/?p=1742"},"modified":"2014-12-28T16:08:33","modified_gmt":"2014-12-28T16:08:33","slug":"here-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/?p=1742","title":{"rendered":"Here I Am."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ll just politely pretend there hasn&#8217;t been a long silence here, shall we? And get back to business as if nothing has happened.<\/p>\n<p>I found crabapples by the riverside walk in Todmorden.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1743\" alt=\"crabapples\" src=\"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2460.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"857\" srcset=\"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2460.jpg 640w, https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2460-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So of course I put them in gin. That&#8217;s what I do. I&#8217;ll report back in about October or so how it turned out.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1744\" alt=\"crabapple gin\" src=\"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2461.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"857\" srcset=\"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2461.jpg 640w, https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2461-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bob came and stayed a few days, bravely, last week in the sub-zero temperatures, and we mucked about doing various jobs, including building shelves above the sink. We started (as you do) by cutting down a small trunk of one of the holly trees and stripping sections of it for supports. We chose bits with lots of lovely prodruding branches for hanging things on.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1745\" alt=\"stripping the holly\" src=\"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2469.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2469.jpg 640w, https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2469-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It looks amazing. And yes, I know they will crack, they already have, I&#8217;m considering it &#8220;character&#8221;. But when I make my real kitchen in my real house, I&#8217;ll cut the holly way in advance and let it season outdoors to minimise cracking. And then still call it &#8220;character&#8221; when it happens anyway.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-1746\" alt=\"Bob and the shelf\" src=\"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2470.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"478\" srcset=\"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2470.jpg 640w, https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2470-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Aside from that, we also pegged out the perimeter of the building that&#8217;s going up next autumn, in preparation for taking all the topsoil off and digging foundation trenches when I get a mini-digger.<\/p>\n<p>Bob, asked to model with the giant square we made, chose this pose. Bob is awesome.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1747\" alt=\"Bob and the square\" src=\"http:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2462.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"857\" srcset=\"https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2462.jpg 640w, https:\/\/donatedhouse.org.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/IMG_2462-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ll just politely pretend there hasn&#8217;t been a long silence here, shall we? And get back to business as if nothing has happened. I found crabapples by the riverside walk in Todmorden. 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