Guy on phone: Hello, Ms. Jackson?
Him: I’m calling from the Phone Co-op, we supply your phone and broadband. We are now in a position to offer you super-fast fibre broadband and I was wondering if you would be interested?
Me: Does it cost money?
Him: Yes, I’m afraid it does, it would add about £7 to your monthly bill.
Me: I can barely afford food.
Him: Oh. Well, lets have a look at your account. Can I ask whether you use your landline for phone calls?
Me: I don’t even have a phone.
Him: Well, in that case, I can switch you to a cheaper plan right now, if you like, save you about £2.50 a month?
Me: Oh. Yeah, Ok, thanks.
Him: Every bit helps, right?
Me: It does. Thanks a lot.
Him: No problem. Have a great day. Bye.